She brings me her treat to “share” before she eats it. I pretend to take a bite and then she eats it. If I don’t pretend to take a bite, she just leaves it there and whines until I do.

Only Fools And Horses

How do you quantify “bad?”

Would’ve been better without all the rain.

So you’re saying there’s a chance!?

That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?

One of Jobs’ many failures was not getting this into market.

I just want The Wheel.

Don’t be such a damp squid.

He was one of my favourite tennis players…what did he do? Haven’t heard anything about him in years.

Come join Mastodon where the skies are bluer and the grass is greener.

Felt like sometime after turning 30, something changed like a switch was flipped. Suddenly started gaining weight out of nowhere. Lol

LOL

I miss Doakes. 😭

They’re smiling!

Deadpool 2 where he abuses the time machine.

Was watching Toy Story this weekend. They had bloopers too!

Don’t give him any ideas!

Of course! It’s so obvious!

More like bye-bit, am I right??