“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.

That works

I don’t know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.

The computer ran SolarOS, which I would have assumed was SunOS/Solaris.

Why isn’t Manjaro the one in the meme?

I remember when it happened (I feel old suddenly). My favorite thing was that you can adjust the toast settings from the terminal.

So your firewall is going to prevent OS updates?

No you can’t

Reddit means pointless or stupid repetition (I forget which). I guess that whole homogenized thing is baked in if they were to migrate.

Its always about one of two things:

1. Instances going down forever. - kbin, even though its not lemmy, had a more appealing UI to me and my little brother. We’re on fedia now, but I only really use it to lurk when Lemmy.world won’t load randomly. I don’t think he even uses it at all anymore.

2. De-federation. - Beehaw caused several other people I know IRL to go back to reddit within a week. The timing was so perfect to wreck the API boycott that I’m almost convinced the Beehaw mods work for reddit. “Everything was broken” and now lemmy is dead and gone forever in their eyes, some even assuming the whole thing is literally gone now. They’re not willing to try again.

Why resurrect XMMS when Audacious is an active fork?

Isn’t this literally a subplot in the movie Brazil?

My guess: Youtube-dl derivative then an ffmpeg script to detect black frames that usually sandwich commercials on TV and delete the video inside those frames.

What’s it called?