-Curl “https://justuse.org/curl/”

-Returns a ton of html stuff

Can’t even comply with their own argument.

No, I just can’t think of a C64 as new.

So the ‘new’ commodores?

That’s just one of the many things you can do at Zombocom

As I recall there is already an emacs command for that. C-x M-c M-Butterfly

biblically accurate keyboards?

A mod will appear in my office and claim my problem is a duplicate when it’s not?

Reads other comments: I ate this onion. I ate it in one bite.

Russian assets used to be subtle.

¿¡Regla 5?! ¡Dios mío!

Do the Russian buttons even work? I’ve been convinced they don’t since My of 2022.

I only ever did it to family & friends

So Alabama style?

They why do I need to use the CLI to fix my mother’s Mac at least 3 times a year?

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

Error 418: I am a teapot

Oh, (you) (really) (like) (Lisp)? (That’s) (great!)

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.