I feel compelled to point out that “back door man” was already a common expression in blues lyrics.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my actions…

I mean, what sane woman would be a Republican?

I assume that’s what was being referred to.

Damnit I voted for him.

It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.

Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

Yes. Reminds of me of The Handmaid’s Tale: Offred’s commander’s wife was a TV personality and a vocal proponent of more traditional roles for women, but at the time of the story it’s obvious she’s been hoisted on her own petard.

I’ll just write thousands of lines of code inside a global object… I’m sure I won’t put a semicolon where a comma should be…

Can I teach you a lesson?