I’m ready now. Fuck sterling, fuck the vetos, fuck the opt-outs, etc. Yeah, the special arrangement we had was amazing and put us in a privileged position and we’ll be diminished if we rejoin without them, but that’s still a far better situation than we find ourselves in now. So yeah, warts and all; I’m in.

Sire!

Tony Ladruzo?

Huzzah!

ITT: Have you heard the good news about our lord and saviour, Jellyfin?

Bu- bu- but… it’s got AI.

We need to stop politicising politics, clearly.

Also, a kickass soundtrack by Hudson Mohawke.

In Germany Schuko is deemed non-optimal, but acceptable, for up to 800W.

In the UK our everyday plug is rated for 13A - nearly 3KW. The plug on my phone charger is the same as the one on my tumble dryer and I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bag thing.

Also, st can fuck off. Just in general. It’s harder to write than it’s constituent letters.

That was my first thought. I’d happily have one of these, but wall-mounted somewhere with high footfall, displaying a dashboard of some kind.

Why do you need to bring politics into it?

/s

I won’t bother. Sounds like hurd work.

Man, wait until these people hear about the filesystem and kernel.

Did you know there is an industry-standard mounting system for strap-on dildos? Just saying.

We actually do have a time machine, but only one. Jay, if you’re reading this, it’s my turn to use it last week.

YYYY-𝓜𝓜-DD

I like my months fancy.

Bring your cars inside.

Daddy Putin taught him well.

If you can find it, take a look at “Oh Dearism Part II” by Adam Curtis.

If Apple’s approach in the EU is anything to go by, they’ll disable repaired phones if they’re taken outside Oregon.

I have no horse in this race but anyone who has ever used a Fiat Multipla will know what a complement this is for Slackware.

Edit: typo

My thoughts, for what they worth. Left to right, top to bottom:

• our toilet block will leave your toilet smelling fresh
• logo for a desktop window manager
• would you like to try our pistachio pudding?
• logo for a desktop window manager in 2004
• check out this specialist fetish group
• check out this new version of Apple™ MacOS™
• check out my weird dick, guys
• rat poison
• while exploring the park you may encounter these species: borb