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ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How do you raise siblings in a way that they don't hate each other?
3·1 month agoGive them a common enemy.
Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket
By drinking liquid nitrogen.
Makes sense, considering the best text editor on emacs is evil-mode.
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Enthusiasts bond twelve 56K modems together to set dial-up broadband records — a dozen screeching boxes achieve record 668 kbps download speedsEnglish
2·4 months agoHow would Euthanists use modems? Oh…
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. CurrencyEnglish
10·4 months agoA fresh attempt at currency devaluation
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ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned?
2·4 months agoI used to be a hardworking and trustful employee. Then after paycuts and layoffs, i’m still hardworking, but trust only in being prepared to get a new job anytime
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ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Butter made from carbon tastes like the real thing, gets backing from Bill GatesEnglish
11·5 months agoThere’s a term for that high-carbon butter-like substance. Migraine or something…
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semenEnglish
12·6 months agoLittle mascot from Oglaf
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before'English
4·6 months agonVidia? I barely even know her.
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•'Clanker' is social media's new slur for our robot futureEnglish
2·6 months agoShiny hiney

He probably installed Inferno OS while in a trance.