She should also make sure she’s wearing jeans.

What a cringey, cowardly beta cuck he is. Go back to the bar Kegsbreath.

Surprise surprise. 🙄🫩

Shit man I’ve just been winging it my whole life. Fuck I guess I’ll sit down this weekend and come up with something solid. 😓

Fish fuck* in it.

Ice water. Always.

I also really love orange juice and most cherry flavored sodas, both artificial and natural.

I’m supposed to have a plan for this?

Holy fucking shit these people aren’t human.

Oh man I’m glad I’m not the only one… Nothing wrong with making those open source though.

You can grab them by the neckussy.

And everyone is supposed to love him. I don’t think anyone loves Thiel.

Cannabis for sure. I mostly do edibles, but every now and then, I light up, breathe deep, and relax.

This is about my upgrade cadence, except for storage. I ran my Ryzen 1600 until the 7000 series dropped and upgraded mobo+RAM at once for about $600.

I then moved the old parts to another case to use as a low load server only for both the motherboard and CPU die within a few weeks. 🫡

At least bricks can be useful.

The Onion really is competing with reality to come up with good headlines.

But… But I don’t want it to. 😮‍💨

Good good. Let it all fall apart.

Don’t fahget about the Chili’s!!!

This is so fucking dumb. It has that “boneless wings can contain bones” judgement energy from Ohio awhile back. 🤦🏻

As an elder millennial, I clocked him pretty much immediately. One of my best friends told me about one day about a decade ago and I was like “oh nah dude he’s a total pseudo-intellectual don’t listen to him”, and thankfully he trusted me enough that my doubt swayed him to not go down that rabbit hole.