I’m guessing because it was more of a 70s hippy idea: free sharing of love, drugs and cryptographic keys

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…