Some STIs would make one’s balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!

It would be easy for the robot to achieve that heavenly state. It just need to brick itself out of existence.

I see they’re still not giving up on that bubble.

Boo hoo… I’m sorry you got offended. Apparently I am now responsible for your weak sad heart.

Pardon me, but what’s going on?

SIMPLICITY (read: vendor lock-in)!

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Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn’t they be better as jerkies?

Edit: Oof… offended vegans detected! I’m only joking, folks!

I’m not a spy expert, but shouldn’t that be a secret?

Lmao, it did took a while for me to register

Tell us what we don’t already know. This reads like an empty gesture by both the UN and The Guardian combined.

Just gotta make sure nobody falls in there.

Anything but

They’re free to do whatever they want. Besides, why would they care about my opinion?

Oh Germany…

I thought of saying “how low you’ve fallen”, but then again, you’re never known for standing on the right side of history.

At that point, you might as well wash them clean.

It’s also a coincidence that Linux Mint removes all that shit by default.

The victim’s testimony that has been debunked

Damn. I’m sorry to hear that.

This is still a good start nonetheless as it would normalize removable battery in the market.