Tell me we’re not going to war this administration please y’all

A bit of a scary thought, not predominantly due to finger biting over those cars specifically. I’m just imagining the kind of violence we might inflict on each other in the coming years.

For instance, pretend tomorrow’s headline is… oh , say:

One third of 1% of all Teslas have been vandalized each day every day for the past week, and activists promised to maintain the strict schedule.

How long would it take before we saw some significant White House action? And what might a social response look like in the streets? Would any Priuseses be safe?!

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What got President Musk & his sidekick elected, or rather what made their campaign successful?

Low IQ but high emotional intelligence or like sociopathic intelligence?

How stupid is this conspiracy theory:

If it were a threat, like “this is what you’re gonna be worth if you don’t accept, anyway” depending on how power drunk he was feeling when hitting Tweet

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Hell yeah stoves ‘n’ limes

@lime@feddit.nu

Thanks 😎

Would like never jack off

(Holodecks are affordable right?)

Why?!

Le epic 14 y/o troll mAStEr mOvE was doing the worst nonverbal political thing one can do and getting away with it without apologizing.

The centrists accept it might have been inadvertent. He’d never have the lefties anyway and the far right will, of course, absolutely love it. It’s the kind of thing a kid in shoes of power might dream up and run by the team and all have fits of laughter: “they can’t prove anything if you don’t say anything!”

/fiction /conspiracytheory

Nice way to commemorate the Jan 6ers’ prison release. And great distraction, as it must be.

Accurate

Wow good thing she has that flying turret as a sidekick since she’s blindfolded!

Is this a bad time to mention the Proton 2024 Lifetime account fundraiser for online freedom ends on January 5th?

But… the Convenient Format!

What the poop knife is that

10/10

Love it

We know what cum and precum are. But what’s postcum 🤔🌌🤔

Let’s say everyone used an identity verification service to signup, like had to send photos of their ID and their SSN (national identity number) to be vetted by a third party.

How long after the service got popular would it take for the most aggressive marketers to pay rings of fraudsters to lend their identities and/or make fake reviews?

I think it would definitely start out great until it got big enough to be super useful and then the fraud would ramp up. I think an organization like Consumer Reports has a chance at successfully maintaining a low-bias product database, but the paywall is a big obstacle, as is the fact they’ll only review the largest product catalogs.

Tailscale w/burner GitHub for watch together

Oooooooh

Noted 😎

For those who wanna shell out some money:

textverified.com

Pricing is likely a little higher than the lowest price they show. Expect a couple bucks or something after making a purchase of like… five bucks or so.

Apparently Monero is accepted.

(They have plenty of competitors and some might be cheaper or not require purchasing a balance.)

The politicians may want the win for selfish reasons. You just want the best representatives for yourself, your loved ones, and your country.

This hypothetical allows you to weigh a party taking the moral high ground against representatives the average Lemming does not want making four years of policy decisions being in a position to do so.

You can give the party you want to win a spine, but it comes at a cost.

Interesting. Then I’m guessing you’d accept the time machine showed you the right outcome & would let the dems lose this election, but it would help them for the next/future elections?