Happy Tree Friends

Thank you! You know what you need to do to make things work, and you’re not one of the people who think “North” = “The direction I’m facing”

Reading a map.

GPS is great & all, but I know people that if you put a paper map in front of them they’re still lost because they can’t correlate the map with reality.

Bang.

If there’s not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

I’d enjoy my Epson Eco tank printer more if it wasn’t trying to constantly update firmware, apps, drivers, etc.

I’m not setting up faxing. Stop asking.

The fact that you can follow along & offer a different perspective counts for more than you think, because it shows that you understand.

The worst is the people who think they’re the smartest person in the room, don’t understand what anyone is trying to explain to them, and insist on doing everything their way.

I’ll 1 up you and go with Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux started-- like Tracy Ulman & the Simpsons.

I use the Samsung rotating lock screen, with pictures set to landscapes, desserts, and animals.

Get about a dozen pics of each that change every 2 weeks or so. About a month ago there were a bunch of pictures of tropical fish that were all labeled “Swan”, which was way funnier to me than it should have been.

I had a phone that ran on Nokia’s Symbian OS before I got my first android. I kinda miss it.

Having a space to go where I can pull off the mask of “normal functioning human” for a bit.

Popcorn & eggs are where I test spice combinations.

If you want to get really illegal with popcorn, go for lemon pepper, sea salt, and a splash of cinnamon sugar.