Need neon colors for that proper Cyberpunk Dystopia look!

I always laugh at it when they have to record 2 completely different versions of a song, such as D12’s Purple Hills vs the original version Purple Pills.

Britannica was for the rich folks… I grew up on World Book!

I’m sure if you add up all those hard drives, there’s like 1 GB of storage! That’s valuable, right?

I feel like you’re attacking me for my drawer box crate tote storage rental of cables…

The good Marvel females are all related to the X-Men, so they aren’t around.

Building one of those was always on my list when I got a copy of the Anarchist’s cookbook, never got around to it though.

Zip drives were all over campus for me in the early 2000’s too. I’ve got a Zip & a Zip 250 somewhere…

All those repair things ever did for me was scratch my discs in an interesting pattern

He was familiar. Said he saw it during his time in the Navy.

UFO sightings plummeted in frequency when cameras became ubiquitous for people, but correlation ≠ causation…

Personally, I have seen ball lightning, it was scary as fuck because I knew exactly what it was and didn’t want it anywhere near me. A tree was struck by lightning as we were driving home in the family car in the late 80’s / early 90’s and several little white balls hovered around it. My dad then punched the gas and ran the red light we were sitting at, and had me look up ball lightning in the encyclopedia when we got home.

As a black guy I’ve been called “Oreo” for the same reasoning.

The pleasant simulation thing. If word got out that the Borg were handing out you own personal Holodeck, planets would be seeking them out for assimilation.

It’s actually a defense I’ve heard before. Just like a stripper in 10in platform heels isn’t going to do well on that test either

If the Borg ever watch The Matrix, the galaxy is theirs.

12 straight hours of drinking

Yeah, you pushed it.

Nope, it says “express purpose” meaning that my doomsday machine is legal because it’s purpose is to… Uhh… Make snow cones! The earthquakes and volcanoes are just a side effect.

Shark Bites fruit snacks. Made by General Mills.

The startup sound on my computer in the 90’s was “Warning: Incoming Game.”