Also the roll that’s unspooled is actually smaller

If you drop them all the way from the top of the stack, this is what happens

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For now it’s a “joke”, next week it’ll be recorded history

The mixer step seems unnecessary at this stage, other than that, checks out

This

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, if that’s how the CEO reacts to you declining the offer. Just imagine how they’d react to somone actually making a mistake at work

It’s a conspiracy, orchestrated by Big Adapter

Rly? My daily driver is GNU grep

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

Oh, so they can’t get autonomous driving to work, thus the next step is to get people who are sleeping to steer the cars remotely

Someone is asking the important questions

Dude, that’s genius! What if we also attached a thousand motors that spin on each key you press and press a thousand other keys in turn?