Yeah that’s the gist of it 🤢

Literally got medieval on yo ass.

Did he have an accomplice with a halberd behind him? :o

Had a guy bring in a sandwich baggie full of hair, put it in front of me and asked “Do those look like crabs to you?”

Nope’d the fuck out of that situation.

Brain damage does this to a guy :<

No, you’ll vote for Hillary and like it. Now open wide and…

Yikes, aren’t you afraid they’re going to pull a 23andme and sell all your DNA info to Saudi Arabia and God knows who else?

Take a step back and look in the mirror:

“Yeah, I voted for Trump, absolutely. Did I know he was going to increase the tariffs? Yes, I did,”

I’ve personally known two people that have died in motorcycle accidents. These were dudes that were pretty safely oriented. Like wore all the gear all the time, rain or shine.

One of them took a spill and his bike pushed his femur through his hip and partly into his torso. He surprisingly lived through that accident. After he recovered he went back to riding as if nothing happened. He was fine for 7 years until he got involved in another accident and didn’t get lucky a second time.

If you have people that even remotely depend on you please just think carefully if it’s worth the risk. You’re actually about 4000% more likely to die on a motorcycle per mile traveled compared to a regular car. I’m not making that number up.

https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/files/810887.pdf

There’s a very good reason ER docs call them “donorcycles”

Please tell me you’re not still riding one of those death machines.

☝️🤭

“Stuff like this is pushing me left,”

Thought you could get the racism/sexism along with sensible economic policies? GL bro, hope you end up living in a cardboard box by the river.

This guy better sprinkle a bit more of that honey on Trump’s ass because the taste isn’t going to get much better 🤡

There’s reading the lyrics and knowing the lyrics with all the intonations and timing. This is especially true with rap lyrics where if you’re just reading it, it just sounds bad.

If you know the actual lyrics then Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot

I’m more of a 24-hour Cinderella guy ✌️

Jesus, these are skills he is learning that will serve him well in his adult life. Please reward him for it :>

Minimalist version of an oft derided webcomic so cringy it became an Internet meme.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel)

The sacred texts!