Americans ate Mexican food, shat it out into a cardboard bowl, and are now selling it back to actual Mexicans. Sounds legit 👍

Okay. Sorry. What does that have to do with you liking butt secks again?

Oi, you got an active wanking license there mate?

I thought child labor was illegal in most countries 🤔

Bro. He can shoot you. From SPACE.

The food there has got to be amazing and cheap :o

You just gotta make sure you do the appropriate hands gesture and offer a big tip :>

💎🙌🚀🌚

There’s a good reason ER docs call them “donorcycles” 😬

Oh my God, I thought it was just me. I usually consume a lot of sci-fi media in general and was like, “why can’t I like this highly acclaimed work?”

They’re lying. Ask anyone that works in wastewater treatment and they will tell you the same. Do not flush those supposedly “flushable” wipes.

Governments should really find a way to tax unrealised gains. Then this fiesta would end quickly.

They already do for a lot of middle class people. They’re called property taxes and they’re reassessed regularly (usually up) based on change in market value and not realized gains. We need something like that for billionaires.

But you know, conservatives think taxing rich people is unpatriotic and stuff :>

Paint my fence!

Think in Japan they used to use these special stickers on your butt to detect the presence of pinworms when they were a lot more common

Hallelujah

Written and originally sung by Leonard Cohen:

https://youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q

But it was Jeff Buckley’s hauntingly beautiful cover of it that made the song known to the world:

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

Slice and Dice

Been playing for years now. Still not tired of it!

FistingEnthusiast

Do you really want to be asking that 🤔

Omg netrunner is the best card dueler I’ve ever played! I only played the physical version for like 2 years but it blew me away with it’s level of asymmetry and innovative mechanics that blended right in with the theme.

Not a huge fan of how bloated the card pool became and how they shifted away from the bluffing aspect of the game in later sets.

Hope they do an official reboot at some point!

Should be happy you dodged a bullet there man. Imagine how miserable your life would be spending it with a fair-weather only life partner ✌️