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Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.
“You’ll be shot for this!”
“Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed put before.”
“Until we meet again!” deploys golden parachute
He fortunately avoided the train, but unfortunately still owns a Tesla.
Dude I saw star trek generations it was just this silly little rocket and it only took 10 seconds to reach the sun
Yeah but Biden is a disappointing centrist, so clearly I don’t know how choose between him and an authoritarian dictator.
He was flattened, but since his skin is made stitched-together whoopee cushions, he sprang back into shape as the gas built up.
It’s not my fault! My wife keeps accepting these bribes. And then I gotta go along on all these vacations, otherwise it’ll go to waste.
Eyebrows fuckin raised
The man then reportedly made a motion like he was throwing a ball, which resulted in Mike Johnson excitedly running in the direction where the ball was apparently thrown. However, the man kept the ball hidden in his hand the whole time, a fact which did not dampen Mike Johnson’s excitement when the man eventually revealed the ball.
“You might enjoy F1 racing, but I value fuel-efficient commuters more.”
We can like both things.
Might want to check if this guy has stock in Nord VPN
Is “dozens” a large amount?
Never-nudes: no
Safety flaws in aircraft production: yes
Fuckin corpos, man
(takes a sip out of 1999 The Phantom Menace Taco Bell promotional cup)
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I had a similar experience with the Tulsa race massacre, which I first learned of in the HBO Watchmen TV show. At first I thought it was just part of the alternate reality timeline of the show.
Cold snap? Thanks for reminding me that I need to have the staff prepare Mr. Cruz’s usual suite. He gets cranky if he has to wait too long in the executive lounge, despite free margaritas and a breathtaking view of the Carribean.
Just need to mod out that PSU fan and it’ll be perfect
Trump spews his usual incoherent word salad sprinkled with staff-curated buzzwords intended to excite whatever group of idiots he happens to be facing at that particular moment.
News media: Let’s spend all our air time and resources sanewashing this.