I’m such an underachiever. Here is “Sleepy Joe Biden”, a doddering fool who even tries to sit where there is no chair, yet who also is the criminal mastermind behind an entire crime family and who easily controls all government and media for his own diabolical schemes. I mean, pick a lane, Republicans!
Sweet! Now all I have to do is have my employer “tip” me every two weeks.
Rally at a megaCHURCH? I was under the impression that if they accepted payment for space rental, that breaks their tax-exempt status. If they simply allowed a political rally, same problem. Hmmm…
Separate tickets, dudes.
Damn, I am stealing this. Too many good uses:
“She lives in a hopium den”
“Hopium addict”
“Hopium of the masses”
I don’t know - the arc shot with the zoom (when the three robots were on stage) looked much too smooth, and suspiciously computer-generated.
Lemme guess, they’re calling it the “Every Vote Counts!” bill, yes?
Profits security.
Global warming may be nature’s way of trying to submerge Florida. I say let nature win one.
Biden: If the Supreme Court agrees, take the shot.
I hope they’ve alerted their groundskeepers that all trees, shrubs, bushes, and flowers must be mowed over, because pollen and flowers are Nature’s pole-dancers and sluts. Not sure if they can have grass.
The true shocker is the beginning of the headline. “Trump paid me”…
More like Brawndo. It’s what constituents crave.
Or fire.
A better test. Before the breathalyzer a suspected drunk would have to get a urine test at the police station, or a blood test in an ED. Whoever cracks the THC test will be rich.
That would be an interesting metric. “Republican deficit” - the sum of money owed by individual Republican agents (politicians and ex-politicians) through civil suits. Compare it to the “Democratic deficit” and see what kind of numbers we’re talking.
You’re right about Hamas deserving annihilation. I can’t help but wonder if there isn’t some hope that the Palestinians themselves would turn against Hamas and assist in their demise. Is that not a thing?
Edit: I understand this idea might not be a good one, hence the downvotes, but that doesn’t explain why not. The “good” Palestinians must outnumber Hamas, right? Seems they could eject the assholes, make peace with Israel, and end this. If they don’t want to, then how are peace-loving Palestinians different from Hamas? Explain, don’t just downvote.
He should ask that question of Hamas leaders, too. “Do you accept responsibility for failing to anticipate Israel’s response to your terrorism?”. Bring a Ouija board, though.
I find the covenant contract very interesting. " sign a binding contract agreeing that they would divorce only in the case of abuse, abandonment, imprisonment of a spouse, or lengthy separation. A covenant couple, no matter how miserable, cannot simply decide to divorce."
No mention of infidelity?
Screw that, he’s elected now. Just do it.