smash bros melee. i was sooooo hyped. but the game felt way too fast for me compared to n64 smash, and the litany of clone characters was a massive letdown.

How else do people think we were translating all that hentai before the slop generators took off

Manufacturing, manufacturing, manufacturing.

How much shit do we really fucking need to make?

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🇬🇧 Miss Teen USA 🇬🇧

(sobs antidepressantedly)

The AI nonsense would need to personally disrupt my user experience on a daily basis.

I’ve already made up my mind about switching due to the AI nonsense that has already happened, but I’ve been putting off actually doing anything about it.

There is so much science to be done once the madness is over.

death to them.

I like how taskbar buttons dynamically resize depending on window title. I like that the size of the buttons on the taskbar are all different, and I like not having a way to change this back to the boring obvious tried-and-true standard of having buttons that are all the same size.

I like that the rules appear to not make any fucking sense, leading to situations where you can have 3 entries for the same program with the same content open that are all different sizes.

I like it because it takes me out of whatever I’m doing and forces me to notice the user interface. I like getting distracted by little hints of movement at the bottom of the screen that make me stop and go “wait what the fuck did it just do”.

I like that when I last searched for “windows 11 taskbar button resize disable”, the only mention of the word “disable” on the first page of search results was this:

I like having to put “site:reddit.com” at the end of my search query before I can even begin to scratch the surface of the issue.

And I like having to ultimately give up and live with it because at the end of the day, it’s a feature and not a bug.

LOSE

I don’t know how I feel about ai slop that promotes good ideas.

It’s bad.

Last time I got serious about weight loss, I just counted calories really aggressively. It worked.

But my diet was boring and eventually I got tired of depriving myself, so I stopped. I gained back some of the weight, but not all of it, so that’s nice.

It also helps to not be constantly depressed and stress-eating through the fall of democracy.

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed

Most accurate distillation of the policy to date

Ok phew. Real talk, I’ve been out the game for years and am considering going back, but am also concerned about my skills being too out of date. Maybe I’ll be okay.

Oh true you can make decent money donating plasmids, especially in today’s economy where everything is absolutely fucked

Wonder what kinda plasmids it had. Do people still use plasmids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dEk61kajf8
The line in this one is “bye bye tears”, pronounced in the way that refers to water that comes out of your eyes, and then shows a kid wiping suds out of their eyes.

Until now, I’ve never heard the claim that this was a play on words. I just figured it didn’t work.

We are living the paperclip maximizer problem, except instead of paperclips it’s data centers.