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There’s an XKCD for everything

I didn’t read the damn title well enough. My bad, but I’m leaving this anyways

My neighbors are from Chuuk Lagoon

The Matrix

Go into Mal-Wart, fill your water bottles from their tap, leave without spending money there. I’ve only ever bought one thing at a Mal-Wart because I couldn’t find it anywhere else

high turbidity isn’t necessarily bad for you. it depends what’s suspended in the water

Because humans are awful, mouth breather probably comes from Down syndrome and the associated physical traits of a proportionally large tongue and narrow mouth.

Loops?

lol idk

Dutch?

I can’t stop myself

The woods are where i can find people though

If the NSA wants you, they will get you. But I can hide from most of you with just a little email relay and a VPN

I’d just change my first name to Dick or Karen instead

Splice, impossibly expensive subscription even though I paid for a lifetime license (theft)

Focos, maybe they sold it, but they crippled the one thing I used and changed it to a subscription

Evernote, so long ago, I don’t remember, but expensive

Komoot, soon to be too expensive and enshittified

It’s just really weird I keep running into them with random apps I have used

This fucking company keeps buying things I use and ruining them. I can’t believe I know their name

At least I don’t use AOL

KEXP.org

Even more fun with knee high stockings, a short skirt, and a bikini top. Better if you identify as cis male

I’ll answer with another vague response. People are dumb, but a person can be smart

This falls under the paradox of intolerance for me