That’s exactly what I was thinking too. Like an iPhone nano or something. The laugh I let out when I saw what it actually was though, I really needed that today.

I’m not saying he was right to do what he did, but I guarantee he was correct.

My wife and I constantly say “A Child!” any time we see a kid do something stupid/annoying.

Be a step in the right direction.

Fun fact: they stopped working on a male birth control pill because of the side effects it was causing. Most of those side effects are experienced by women taking the female birth control pill.

Fun fact 2: the chainsaw was invented to open the pubic Symphysis joint during difficult child birth.

Bonus banger to enjoy how dismissive healthcare is for women.

(as one of my friends constantly reminds me, my facts are not very fun)

Cute that you think it’ll only last for 4 years.

As a 46 year old dev I’m starting to look that way too.

Exactly what I thought too.

Sounds like all she did was toss it in a drawer for 10 years, so very tenacious of her.

How do you pronounce gift?

Not me thinking Anime Leaker is some kidna new kink I hadn’t heard about.

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

“You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.” -Warren Buffet

It’s a quote about investing but applies to software too.

They also can’t explain what exactly “wokeness” is.

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Pretty sure the people glorifying it are the same ones screaming about taxes are theft.

Uh Oh!

This is the exact same thing Digg did when they released 4.0, which caused the huge Reddit migration almost 15 years ago.

This is what got me to finally leave Facebook. The amount of times I felt the need to fact check something a friend or family member posted was getting out of hand. Most of the time they’d ignore me or delete my comment.

I might have to take up cross stitch so I can frame this quote to put in my kitchen.

MICHAEL!