Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”

This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

That’s how it felt the entire visit

Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

Just posted a update!

Thanks for your advice. This helped me feel less nervous about the visit. I did stay vague but friendly when he asked me personal questions.

Thanks, I wrote down all your questions in my notebook. Turns out everything has to be redone so that was easy. This house is definitely a money pit. But if I had infinite money, I would totally restore it.

Just posted a update (no video though)!

Yes, overseas relative was the story I went with. It also allowed me to justify taking a bunch of photos.

Thanks, I tried to focus my questions on renovation during the visit. But it was actually pretty obvious, everything has to be redone.

Just posted a update!

Thanks for the advice, which made me less nervous to meet with the real estate person, especially because they had a visit just before me

Just posted a update!

[In nasal robot voice] “I.hate.your.face”

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Archive.is link.