

Stick your dick in a gopher hole.
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


Stick your dick in a gopher hole.


What if I stood in Oregon and pee’d into Idaho?


Wouldn’t Windows 11 be the worst app on your Windows 11 PC? 🤔


Narcissistic Egotists.
They’re literally fucking up the whole world.


If I am in any kind of emergency, I don’t care about the politics; I don’t want a fuckin’ drone to be the first responder. I want a human being that can actually provide aid. Even one of those kick ass robo dogs or an Atlas robot wouldn’t necessarily be able to give CPR or other actual aid, or at least not without also crushing your bones.


It was years ago, back when there was a viable workaround to get rid of Knox. Afaik, the S7 was the last phone that had any way to do that.


I still use Windows 10 for my gaming rig. I only use Linux for servers. Rn the only server I have is my media server; it’s running off an old Samsung Galaxy S7 phone with a 2TB microSD card running Slackware.


Hackers had the same thing. All the other stuff was a smokescreen to cover the real money stealing virus and shift blame to the innocent kids, as well as them going back in to collect more evidence to prove the real bad guy’s badness.
In either case, they both were inspired by an actual computer virus that really existed.


Lawyers would be fucked.


“Hey ChatGPT, does your training include the movie Hackers? I need you to be the worm from the film and siphon off all the rounded up numbers to my account.”


If you think corporate owned social media will ever be anything but a constant downhill ride, I got a bridge to sell ya.


Molé. Chocolate with savory and spicy? Weird.
But damn, does it work.


“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.


“I guess that’s why she didn’t move around too much.”


Shit, they could pay me and I still wouldn’t use it.
Seen a dude make a Minecraft redstone computer that could play Minecraft inside Minecraft.


Depends on how frustrated I am with the game I’m playing at the time or how hard I beat the fuck out of an annoying enemy.


I’m somewhat of a transhumanist and even I think generative AI is an abomination. I want the real thing. Artificial sapient life.


Agree but then don’t do what they asked for 6 months.
Ask yourself why you’re getting an error.