Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other “damn, it’s hot in here.” The other says “AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!??”
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What do YOU mean, “you people”!?
Woman here in my mid 30s. I went through a few rough relationships, and in the last longterm one shifted my mindset from “of course I’ll have kids” to “I won’t put my body through that”
Since leaving that relationship, being in and out of therapy, and meeting someone that made me feel love in a way I didn’t think was possible, I’ve changed my mind back. I’d be fine with it if it never happened, but there’s something incredibly romantic about it to me. Being in such a vulnerable state where I’d need help but be supported. Putting my body through that, then having a common goal in raising them as a team.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Multiple Tesla vehicles were set on fire in Las Vegas and Kansas CityEnglish
1611·11 months agoGonna disagree with the anarchist viewpoint because physical damage to inanimate objects can still cause PTSD, battered spouse syndrome with enough incidents over time, etc. It’s the threat of danger that matters.
Just because it doesn’t fit your ideological view doesn’t mean people are lying by looking at it differently
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Technology@lemmy.world•Google searches for deleting Facebook, Instagram on the rise after Meta ends fact-checking | TechCrunchEnglish
27·1 year agoWait what the bloody fuck? I haven’t heard anything about this. Sounds right up their alley, but what evidence is it based on?
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Technology@lemmy.world•PayPal Honey steals affiliate links and lies about finding the best couponsEnglish
2·1 year agoI’ve slept since I watched and am not great with tech, but iirc the link with the affiliate code when clicked takes you to the site. Then honey has a pop up that, when clicked, replaces the link with their own, swiping the commission. Hope that makes sense - most people likely would not catch it. The Linus tech tips was used as an example of even a tech channel with lots of employees taking quite a while to notice themselves, and even when they did, it wasn’t quite conclusive for some reason?
Another thing the video touched on is that honey would claim to search for coupons but often opt to show what the partnered companies want. So, could be there’s a coupon for 50% but they only show 10%.
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Technology@lemmy.world•More than 140 Kenya Facebook moderators diagnosed with severe PTSDEnglish
6·1 year agoI’ll add that two people can experience the same trauma but only one develop PTSD. I started a lecture series on trauma a while back that started off explaining that if you find yourself starting to have symptoms, try to catch yourself and remind yourself that you’re in a learning environment. That’s just one method, and it can be difficult to maintain without further education and training
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what advice was great when you first heard it, but has aged like milk since then?English
32·1 year agoNo other animal does what we’re doing here either. Weird isn’t necessarily bad
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Technology@lemmy.world•Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study findsEnglish
4·1 year agoAre they arguing it wasn’t random though? I mean Shakespeare had to think through the plot and everything, not just scribble nonsense on a page
Weird, I guess he claims ghostwriters only assisted him with making outlines, but unless he had Steven King level of cocaine addiction idk how he was able to churn out that much so quickly. I haven’t read any of them since I was a kid, though. The dummy episodes gave me horrific nightmares.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•“You will be more conservative as you grow older”English
11·1 year agoI went from “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” in high school to liberal to communist to anarchist back to communist now I think I’m democratic socialist in my 30s? Just basic safety nets and unions, please.
I wasn’t arguing it isn’t harmful. I’m just interested how there’s so much public effort to go after it but seemingly not alcohol even a bit.
Is alcohol still legal? Afaik at this point we have more evidence to the dangers of alcohol than vaping
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politics @lemmy.world•The Christian right is coming for divorce nextEnglish
4·2 years agoThere’s like 1200 legal benefits to marriage iirc. Things like being able to visit in the hospital outside of visiting hours, possessions going to your spouse after death if there’s no will, stuff like that.
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politics @lemmy.world•Joe Biden's approval rating in swing states is worse than national averageEnglish
143·2 years agoRemember when Trump implements national bans on abortion that all people capable of pregnancy earned it /s
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politics @lemmy.world•Live Updates: Jury to Consider Felony Charges Against TrumpEnglish
2·2 years ago… Source?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Male birth control breakthrough safely switches off fit sperm for a whileEnglish
1·2 years agoAaaand I feel like an idiot, thanks 😅
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Technology@lemmy.world•Male birth control breakthrough safely switches off fit sperm for a whileEnglish
3·2 years agoI’m not voting for this scum, but yeah, we’ll see. Hoping it’ll make it to the ballot so the people can actually vote to amend the state constitution like others have. The people may be dumb at electing Representatives, but get a straight forward measure up for vote and the people seem to follow through in correcting it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Male birth control breakthrough safely switches off fit sperm for a whileEnglish
18·2 years agoSucks you’re being down voted, I mean maybe saying “idiot-proof” isn’t nice but comprehensive sex ed should cover helping those with a noodle understand how to find ones that fit comfortably and what main causes there are for breakage n whatnot. I’m currently having that discussion with my sex buddy, and I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve had people try to coerce me into letting them go raw dog in the past. Like keep in mind I’m in a state that has not only criminalized abortion but is defunding all planned parenthoods now.

If we had a fair primary process, one where funding/media coverage wasn’t deliberately skewed like in 2016, I wouldn’t mind her running. I need to fact check myself on the details here, though — can’t remember if it was media coverage and funding or just media coverage in particular biasing Clinton
Ninja edit: ok there was some fuckery for sure, but I didn’t realize the votes were so heavily favoring Clinton. Either way, that’s what primaries are for. I’d rather have Harris over Newsome, personally