

I’m almost certain there’s a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with “-Godfather” in the query. 🤦🏿♀️


I’m almost certain there’s a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with “-Godfather” in the query. 🤦🏿♀️


Backlash: [knocks on door] RNC: Go 'way! ‘Baitin’!!


Ok, I’m not Adobe’s biggest fan, but that file format really doesn’t deserve what the terms of algorithmically-distributed content has done to it.


Yes; MAGA is truly obsessed with what’s in my pants. It’s quite annoying.


Usually ones that heavily involve music, because it really screws with the sound. Especially if there’s a lot of bass.
But I’m usually only watching at 2x because either I’m trying to watch something before work, or because the narrator is just speaking way too slowly.


We’ve kinda had that legislation for about 235 years, now.
They just don’t give a fuck.
Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!
In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿♀️


During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.
Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.
The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.
🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!
I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.
And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.


Some of my favorites include:
…he’ll be fed for a day.
If you teach a mouse a blowjob, he’ll be fed for the rest of his life.