

Id also like to see them explain anaphylaxis
Id also like to see them explain anaphylaxis
Don’t get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole
Well don’t drink it lol
A quick wipe on my shirt and back in the ear it goes. I’ll do an occasional wipe with alcohol if they get extra gunky but that’s about it.
I may or may not be a gremlin.
Don’t get me started on how badly crafted the human body is. If someone designed us, they should be dragged out in the street and shot.
The only solution here is to arrange all the furniture in a circle, with everyone of the specific group in the middle. Break a pool cue in half and toss it in. The one who survives will be worthy of your attention.
Tbf, you can make anything fly if you give it enough thrust. Wings just make it easier.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal
No idea, I remember being given children’s aspirin growing up.
Aight this is a wild one, so buckle up. My old roommate always ate an orange in the morning. So get this, I went up the fruit bowl and switched an orange and an apple around. The next morning, he almost grabbed an apple! So funny!
People who say Star Trek is “too woke”
They will weaponize the IRS against poor people and ignore the people committing big time tax fraud. Do with that information what you will.
It’s really annoying seeing the major news outlets now put up articles about how egg prices aren’t the presidents fault and tariffs are really going to suck when I’ve been saying it for the past 6 months. They spent so much effort sucking up to trump only now to tell us he sucks?
Could you have brought this up during the election, when he said he would enact tariffs?
What’s the book?
Had an apartment with a washer that could wake up the dead. And of course, no alarm setting. Turns out, it was pretty easy to open the front plate and rip out the buzzer.
All good friend. I’m sure I said it weird, been drinking and avoiding news today.
Does your UPS not have a fan in it? Mines pretty quiet, but anyone who’s not deaf can hear it.
They must have consulted the guy in charge of the twitter layoffs