Having used the web version of Office at my job, I know I would not pay for it. It is compatible-ish, but severely lacking in features, enough so that I don’t trust it to render properly or maintain the formatting entered using the desktop app. If that is good enough then there are lots of alternatives.

Way too late for that. Every language I know makes some kind of auto conversion for numeric comparisons… and sometimes for strings as well.

There was one place where a man was referred to as having a male spouse, but I just took it as “pay attention to the words and don’t be lazy!”

But if they are determined to paint it red, then red it will appear.