Valid point, but this is the leopards ate my face community. We’re here to see faces eaten.

Yeah, my friends from 20 years ago that fucking LOVED Bush now pretend they want nothing to do with him. Trump will be the same way. Set a reminder for 2045 to ask your favorite Republican what they think of Trump.

The Hannibal Lecter thing drives me nuts, because Trump clearly heard someone mention immigration from political asylum and confused that with mental asylums.

I wish the press would have picked up on it and called him out.

This person knew what Project 2025 was and just refused to believe it. This is exactly what they voted for.

I love how this is a universal experience.

Ah I shouldn’t have skimmed this while on a work call. I saw:

“Approaching women is a violation of their personal space and could make them feel very uncomfortable, especially if they feel like they don’t have an easy way out.”

and thought that OP was saying they were uncomfortable talking to women period.

I’ve found that meal delivery kits are perfect for this situation, though they typically require a commitment of cooking at least 3 days a week. I like how they let you pick recipes ahead of time and then take care of the ingredients. I suck at planning, so having them take care of the planning so I can focus on the cooking has been awesome for me.

I’m with your parents on this one. It’s not hard to talk to someone without harassing them. Obviously you have to be mindful of the context of the situation.

• You’re at a party and attempt to strike up a friendly conversation with someone? Totally fine

• You see an attractive stranger walking on the street and you stop them to ask them out? Not ok

Obviously there are loads of gray areas in between, but you can’t just start with the premise that talking to a woman is harassment.

As of Thursday, the company’s self-driving tech has completed over 1,200 miles without a human in the truck.

That’s not an impressive number. That’s like 2 days’ worth of driving.

Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

Schulz says he voted for President Donald Trump and believes in the goals of his tariff plan, to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. and expand exporter access to foreign markets.

“In the long run I think it will be a good thing," He said.

Dude’s face has been eaten and he’s still supporting the leopards.

At this point, you should respond and ask for sworn testimony from the person who wrote the ticket.

It was 42 for me specifically. Good luck!

spicy foods upset my stomach (I can eat them, but it has consequences).

Same. It sucks. My brothers have continually given me shit for decades for being a bitch that doesn’t like spicy wings. I’m like “dudes, it’s not that I don’t enjoy the taste, it’s that my stomach will literally cramp up 4 hours from now and I’ll be shitting pain.”

They don’t care.

I can also measurable lower my heart rate by conscious effort alone

I read somewhere a while back that people can learn to do this with training and a visualization. If you have a heart rate monitor that shows different color shades depending on your rate, apparently people can learn focus on making the color turn green and lowering their heart rate.

Exactly! And in this case, “what’s it” is having knees that don’t hurt.

The craziest one was when we had a staff lunch, and she was like “Jimmy johns, roast beef, with mustard and hot peppers mix”

Next time she does that, say “joke’s on you, I actually just went down on the neighbor lady” and see how she reacts.

I thought everyone could do this. That’s a super power?!

I used to wonder why adults didn’t run up the stairs. I figured adults must just be no fun and didn’t want to look silly running upstairs.

So all throughout my childhood, teens, 20s, and 30s I would usually run up my stairs because it just felt natural. Then not too far into my 40s, my knee was just like “nope”.

Now I have to walk upstairs, which is lame as hell.

“awww shiiiiitttt I’m about to be punched in the face”

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“Ouch!”