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I just want to laugh at this. It really sucks that so many are willing to trust a machine learning model that is marketed to be god by megacorps.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
8·13 days agoTask for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager’s ass.
That is not a problem to me because I never lose. Not even my virginity.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wish debugging looked like this
4·22 days agoJust a bug? I don’t believe that.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmings over 30 who try to stay active, what are you doing to accommodate for your incredibly decrepit bodies to avoid boo-boos?
2·25 days agoI have been trying get back with jogging/walking. It works well for me.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what do you think about the humanoid robots going mainstream in 2026
15·28 days agoNo. They are not going mainstream.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•The NEO robot. I only can see this as a bad idea. What do you think?
11·1 month agoIt’s the worst in everyway imaginable. I cannot comment on it’s capabilities, but the fact that it records the environment and can be taken over by a remote worker is simply too much.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the best most nutritionally complete soup?
9·1 month agoKale? I read somewhere that kale is one of the most nutritionally dense leafy vegetable. Please don’t take my word as I could be wrong.
That’s because Mark Fuckerberg is also Illuminati.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
62·1 month agoExecs and managers showing Dunning-Kruger in full effect.
I am so happy to be poor.
Big Brother is watching you. To sell you ads.
Lime soda with salt. It’s available across India. It’s so refreshing.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some small inconstancies in your body that makes you unique?
2·2 months agoNo. I just get shoes of UK size 9.
itkovian@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some small inconstancies in your body that makes you unique?
6·2 months agoMy left foot is UK size 8 and my right foot is UK size 9.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some small inconstancies in your body that makes you unique?
26·2 months agoThat is correct. It is unbelievable. /s
This is precisely why I swore off working for IT or tech consultancy companies. The sad part is those are pretty much the only kind of dev jobs available. There are product related companies, but they are very few and far between.

Yeah? Why don’t I trust that headline one bit?