Flash Gordon.
Ah aaaaaah! He’ll stand for everyone of us! Fight for everyone one of us!
Do you yearn for the times where a blonde beef cake becomes the greatest warrior in the universe because… football? The costumes, sets and Queen soundtrack make the movie beautiful. But the only loosely coherent plot and baffingly suggestive erotica themes firmly make it a bad movie. A fun one tho!
This kinda sounds like you’ve decided on the conclusion you want, hidden aliens and are working backwards to prove it instead of following facts.
But sure, why not? Keep the faith.