Ignotum

[…] couldn’t afford to keep on replacing our MILF magne

Sounds like they should buy a whole bunch and start selling them in the gift shop

That’s fucked up, pedophiles shouldn’t be taking care of children, they should be in the american government where they belong!

(5min 7s / no limit)

Shieeet

So your next car will be from 1940 or older?

It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

Literally 1984

“Hey claude, should i jork it?”
“Yes”
“Bitchin’”

I always love spinning up the VM to run that one weird piece of software that we absolutely have to use and that only runs on windows, just to have to sit and look at the VM updating for an hour

I would’ve ripped out its virtual network card, if the application didn’t require network access 😩

Musky said they were only one year away from full self driving back in 2016, and again in 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and 2021, and 2022, and 2023, and 2024, and 2025

And he’s a big brained smarty boy, so i’m sure they’ll get there any day now

Wait, i don’t understand, in what way would giving food to homeless people help the shareholders? Are the shareholders homeless?

Oh really? I just downvoted my own comment, and downvote_hunter did nothing to stop this from happening!

Why should you get a raise? You’re terrible at your job!

Not a single downvote, and you call yourself a downvote hunter smh

Being exploited is my kink, i love it

The gitlab pipeline stuff is pretty good, and the free plan comes with a decent amount of compute, i assume no credit card is needed though i haven’t used it in any private projects so i’m not certain

Luckily we use gitlab instead of github

It also has some downtime now and then but it isn’t owned by microslop which more than makes up for it

They got rid of their monarchs, so there’s noone left to tell them to eat cake

Nice meme

I use drugs btw

3.2? It took 7 years to get from 2.10 to 3.0, and now they’ve gotten to 3.2 in just a year? :o

There are many way to do it, but I just want a single-step solution, preferably one where i can then adjust sliders to hone in the look with live preview

I still find it insane that gimp doesn’t have something like a circle tool, is it really too much to ask?

Yeah that i can see resulting in a death toll in the hundred thousands