You think they’re bad, wait until you experience {myCity} drivers!

Worthy of the title Princess Donut, even.

Can still beat Mario64 on Wii VC version.

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

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And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

New templeOS fork?

GM’s Super Cruise is absolutely great. It only works on highways though. I recently drove for 5 hours through three states without touching the gas, brake, or steering wheel once. Except the little nub on the steering wheel to adjust the set speed.

Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.

It’s incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways

It’s been a while. Have you thrown your phone yet?

That’s not a third option in the same list (things they are going to do), it’s an item in an entirely different list (foss responses to their actions).

Jesus fucking christ this is like listening to Jason from The Good Place try to argue a point about encryption.

What he really means is the rich can prevent uprisings against them before they have a chance to start.

https://www.apple.com/studio-display/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

Filling slots is how you make the family

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.