Stop. I can only get so erect.

Clean energy took their jobs…

And the workers…

And moved them to safer, cleaner, and generally better environments

He’s a Chinese puppet

Every night is drag queen night!

1. Become politician

2. Have friends that make weapons (maybe you just happen to be invested)

3. Start a war

Oh, they realize. That’s the problem.

Weeds needs trimming. Or in this case punching, stomping, and and a good old dick twist

I mean it’s clearly a typo on OPs part. I’m sure you think it’s funny but they make a very real and scary point.

Travelling out of state?

Police: “You’re only 50 miles from the state line so you must be travelling out of state.”

Showing “signs” of pregnancy?

“Whelp, you’re obviously very upset about something right now and hormonal imbalance is a part of pregnancy so you must be pregnant.”

Now a pig can say they have probable cause that you are committing a crime and can detain you. So ya, no driving while pregnant.

By now he’s received the most votes for Speaker than anyone in history, right?

I say "Christo!

You say “Fascist!”

Christo!

Prosecution wouldn’t offer a plea deal unless she had information to offer.

It’s not the prosecution saying “ok, you speak the truth and we cut you a deal.” It’s the defendant’s lawyer coming to the prosecution and saying “here is what she has to offer and if she says anything but this you can revoke the deal.”