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hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?
1·3 days agoYou beat me to it.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?
1·3 days agodeleted by creator
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a shortcut in a daily routine that you discovered embarrassingly late.
6·3 days agoI did this until I found out that spoons were spooning this way and some of them weren’t clean afterwards. So now it’s planned chaos again.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something you've done that improved your quality of life?
2·3 days agoYou don’t need the best lock. Just a better one than the bikes next to yours. And maybe replace quick releases with proper screws.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•“Has No Friends”: Amazon Is Keeping Amazingly Detailed Records on Its Customers and They Are Downright Insulting: Here's how to check yours.English
19·3 days agoBe glad. Otherwise the Amazon suggestions probably:

hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profilesEnglish
10·3 days agoShortly after the Amazon suggestions:

Ha, in fact it’s all GOTO jumps like on a trampoline.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascotEnglish
4·6 days agoIt’s the old classic Scottish joke again:
A man at the bar is complaining:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”? No!”
“but you fuck one sheep…”
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a food related action you'd consider wrong?
4·9 days agoOw, my kidneys.
By your powers combined, I am captain shitpost:

You wouldn’t download a blood… oh, wait

nevermind.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Here’s the Email You Get When an OpenAI Model Hacks Your Organization: OpenAI will wish you the "best" after hacking into your company.English
1·10 days agoSteven Falken was an utopian version of a tech bro.

hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•what do you need such a wide screen for?
52·14 days agoLeft pedal: git fetch
Right pedal: git push
And the mirror for git blame








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