True programming chads don’t index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

git rebase -i

“Fixed stuff”
…
“Fixed for real this time”

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

“The cat sends their regards”

Italy’s taking the picture

Me too pup, me too.

This should be what finally starts the push to guillotine the upper management of Disney but I guess we’ve got to take whatever we can get.

And then a user starts adding weights to the label until it passes.

Send us a postcard

Again, you should go and report back what it’s really like.

You should move there and see what it’s actually like.

With man-on-man you’re at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

Sure but the chances of your Windows and Linux machines shitting the bed at the same time is less than if everything is running Windows. It’s exactly the same reason you keep a physical copy (which after all can break/burn down etc.) - more baskets to spread your eggs across.

Gonna be a nice test of proper backups and disaster recovery protocols for some organisations

Got to get to Mars for those

He doesn’t exactly come across as happy…

This is why I always rename all the variables in the project on each PR.

Money is a hell of an aphrodisiac