Truman?

23 atom bombs a day of heat? What the fuck.

How long until they slap a turbine on top?

Wake up and smell the dystopia. It’s cooking, and if you don’t like how it smells, just wait until you have to eat it.

Gonna try this on my wife tonight, wish me luck!

Everyone knows that lots of students dont learn in college but still graduate. Noone did anything about it.

Everyone knows that going this fast means people definitely won’t learn. Noone is going to do anything about it.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Fucking gross stuff

They are trying to lowball people who need cash. If you accept an offer you have most likely been ripped off by 50k-200k

Can two drunk people consent?

He will be more against queer people than whoever the Republicans put forth? Really?

If candidate A wants you to hide your queerness and use the wrong bathroom, and candidate B wants to force you to be straight or go to jail or a conversion camp, are you really going to throw your hands up in the air and say it’s not worth voting?

Voting for someone does not mean you support everything they stand for. It just means you think they are the best option of what has been laid before you.

Nah how about i pay you a billion dollars not to build wind turbines on my coast.

Conditional approvals - it’s a bribe scheme. Companies can ask for exceptions. Sure they wouldn’t Grease any palms…

There is a story behind every overly specific rule!

Move… zig?

It doesn’t have fur so it’s a naked mole rat

This guy is trying to have an endless argument

What’s stopping me from plugging a diesel generator into my house when the power goes out? Generators are common in rural America. Don’t require a license either.

But my FOMO!! 12%!

Its possible for different people in the same administration to have different motives to do something they both want to do.

I doubt trump is religious at all in any way shape or form. The others though…

What the flying fuck. Jesus christ how can they be so brazen in their forcing people to browse how they want

Law enforcement and military