Don’t forget he’s constantly telling people he’ll give them his sperm samples.

Too bad Tesla’s don’t have that. Just cameras and machine learning.

It is 19x20 feet. The article points out that this puts it 20 ft² under the minimum required 400 ft² for housing units in the state of New York. Even this isn’t feasible.

I mean, it’s my revenge porn. I should be allowed to post it! /s

What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

Crazy right wingers who go “Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn’t have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn’t make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!”

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

You know that all the trumpets will see the next day is a compilation cut on Fox of everytime Biden stutters or says “uh.” Trump could admit he went to Epstein Island to have sex with underage girls and none of his cult will see it, or say CNN deepfaked the statement.

The Constitution specifically states, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;” which is probably going to mean SCOTUS will rule that it’s okay because it’s a STATE Congress and not the federal Congress specifically called out in the Constitution making a law respecting the establishment of a religion. This seems like a solid letter of the law but not the spirit sort of reading that christofacists want.

Why would the Senate vote to fuck themselves?

The late, great Hannibal Lector?

He’s been telling his listeners not to buy from his store, but to buy directly from his dad’s website (who is a sponsor on his show and sells their “health” products though the show).

Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?

I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”

NRA cred

I hope Biden signs an executive order removing security for anyone eligible during incarceration.

Nah. Reagan did a lot of damage while a president with dementia.

Fun fact, the secret service was around for almost 30 years before they started doing presidential security, and it took the assassination of McKinley before they were officially in charge of presidential security. They were founded as an anti-counterfeiting arm of the Treasury.

TBF his supporters are pro diaper now because, apparently, real men wear diapers.