Or worse, bear-proof robot dogs…

This is a crippling reality.

Whenever I explain anything I am constantly evaluating how in depth any given node must be expanded for my audience.

Barbara Streisand

That is a regular footprint.

“deport”

Those will be some serious “back in my day” whale songs 🐋

Correct. That is the public relations spin these antics allow for.

I love this, but

Scientology is NOT unhappy. They will keep pretending to be though. This is the exact PR they strive for.

“We’re doing nothing but minding our business and people are attacking us for our religious beliefs.”

That’s the spin. They earn victimhood. That results in more new members than them being persecuted.

It’s funny. It’s awesome. Don’t wanna be a damper, but it’s doing more harm than good.

oh my god

Came here to ask if this was some OCaml joke I didn’t get

My current uptime has survived 2 power outages that lasted about 10 minutes each.

As an IT professional, I would genuinely suggest blocking this individual from sending or receiving email from any non-business email domains.

No gmail, no yahoo, no zoho, no outlook, no protonmail, etc.

I fucking love my job.

But every minute after 4 pm is overtime. And I won’t let myself even think about that shit not on the clock.

I know I have some issue with nutanix I gotta troubleshoot today but I won’t go deeper than that til I’ve sat down at my desk.

I bring my laptop with me when I leave the house because if something clicks, I wanna get it done and get paid.

🤮

Is it a place where he can scout for underage children??

That’s how the revolution started. The Boston Massacre.

Ah, he tried xanax.

“hey so don’t ask how we found this out, but…”

When is the last time you heard someone say something nice about a shark?

Sharknado -> cocaine bear -> cocaine shark -> cocaine Sharknado?

My friend’s dad had a kegerator built into his truck. Tap was in the center console.

He’s either dead or still driving tow trucks.