Ah fuck.

Chat, we might be cooked.

hey chat gpt, i need the republican elephant logo taking a piss on more Republican elephant logos, like the calvin and hobbes image co-opted by republicans in the early 00s but all elephants.

Idk I was there for the tennis tournament three times for work.

It was not the rose and crown. This was ~13-15 years ago.

Do you want folks pissing on your business? This is how you get folks pissing on your business.

I recall a bar in Wimbledon, UK, that is well known for refusing bathroom access and also having human excrement on their wall/alley.

Not a great look for Wimbledon, a posh town with a globally respected tennis tournament.

It’s not a claim it’s a threat.

And I will take no discounts to fucking surveillance pricing.

The boycott is permanent. Brick and mortar can’t change prices during business hours.

most days.

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Kill it with fire.

I have already pre-boycotted digital pricetags in brick and mortar stores. I will just drop all my shit and leave. You will not get my money if you’re changing the prices on customers like that.

Uhhh… Apology not accepted.

I was watching a speedrunner live stream, and just the way he thinks…

The way speedrunners think is basically how pentesters think.

I genuinely don’t understand who has the time to sit in a drive thru for a fucking $8 coffee.

Make your own coffee, it is next to 0 effort, cheaper, faster, tastes better.

Eh, you can totally do it just not at the scale that we treat waste water.

e.g. require portapotties built after 2026 have separate urinal liquid containers. You get half the piss from burning man and bonaroo alone and you can fill at least a few local reseviors with piss, and that’snjust a couple weeks. It would be a meaningful amount of piss.

It doesn’t even cost that much.

If you live in a red state, it’s time to start opening businesses.

He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn’t go far.

Lol that black mirror episode was a little on the nose here.

#grindset

(magical)

He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah

Everyone has seen that trick was clever

The nearest gas station to me closed so it’s about 20 mins if I want to spend money somewhere. There are more maintained snowmobile trails here than maintained roads.

Someone give this guy a raise!