If only there were some way to know this is what he’d do.

Narrator: Meanwhile, at every Trump rally:

I think you grossly overestimate my competence. Some people can do what you say, some people just work til they die and have a hard, shitty life.

Achieve it? That sounds like work. That’s the opposite of easy.

I’d love the easiest possible life

Or it’s a proper use of title case

“No way to prevent this,” says only nation in the world where this regularly happens people who voted for exactly this

Can’t wait for Elon to start calling Trump a pedo cuz his fee-fees got hurt. Also, did Elon lose his sense of smell? How can he stand to be around Trump that much?

Cool, we all get to suffer for it

That they would so blatantly admit to it, explain their reasoning, and no mention of pushback, just confusion

Why not, they can almost write Dickens

They should just put 5G in the flu vaccines like they did with COVID so I can get an OTA update with the latest virus definitions

Oooof, thankfully I’ve never had that happen with mine, but I’ve also never connected mine to the internet

Do you need access to the Exit button if all the other menu and guide etc. buttons are covered?

He looks like he’s ready to start working on a manifesto, just gotta let the hair grow out more to match the beard

Time to go research those gaps in Europe

How does “mixed” work? Variations at the local level? People just ignoring the rules and doing what they like? Or is this a joke that I’m too American to get?

Also, I can definitely tell those colors apart for left and mixed super easy, I totally know which ones are which, just don’t ask me to prove it.

Anyone else find it weird there’s 4 red canadas and only 2 each white/blue/yellow? Why not a couple green canadas instead of the extra reds?

Oompa loompa doompety what?

First Gen Z president coming sometime between 2050 and 2060, got it.

“I swear honey I was just doing research on what all those evil porn watchers have been up to so we know exactly how much to terrorize them!”