Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!”