That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g

Some people wouldn’t know a Nazi if he was sending people to camps without trial, trying to outlaw the political opposition, fomenting a cult of personality, launching coups, oppressing the most vulnerable people, ratcheting up racist attacks, and threatening to attack Denmark.

A personal library. A room dedicated to the purpose.

Guns are ubiquitous because idiots can operate them. Many of the guys who took down Hitler were dummies.

Thanks I used to know that one but forgot it.

I use a chainsaw maybe two hours a year. Same with my neighbors, yet each of us owns a chainsaw.

“Lefty Loosey righty tighty”

One arrow points up to the left, one points down to the left.

I don’t know. Was he adopted?

An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he’d yet to talk.

They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: “Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid.”

They were astounded and overjoyed. “You can talk!”

“Yes of course” said the boy.

“But why haven’t you said anything before?”

“Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory.”

Rust crates have the second and third problems.

Rust at least has type annotation.

The type has private fields. There’s no constructor. There’s no implementation of the From trait except on itself. You can’t find a function anywhere that returns the type.

I get it, but meanwhile people got to eat.

Even if it was just the top half, it’s still good advice.

Given the situation.

I guess I don’t know. Whenever something tempts me to R, I quickly find that Python’s got a good-enough solution.

Best scientific packages in the open source by far, a library for everything, everybody knows it. Works on all kinds of systems. Available by default in many OSs.

You might not like it, but you can’t leave.

Which one?

Neither. If I’m not using the domain, I can pretend I still have it.

Has this guy never watched a movie? You always say “and the other one”.

I saw the stuff for the first time recently and it’s underrated. No nostalgia required

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3SCtmpYMVE&t=100s

I woke up after Powell’s speech to the UN, accusing Iraq of having WMD. He didn’t present any real evidence, but every TV show and almost every newspaper said it was an “Open and Shut” case over and over. One guy even wrote “only a fool or a Frenchman would doubt now”,