WTF is that costume?! That’s not a sexy outfit, this is:

Too bad. I always wanted to visit the UK. Guess the obligatory rectal thermometers are “up” next.

Clearly…

Quite the opposite.

So the supervillains appropriating Tolkien are not the servants of Morgoth, or is one of us misunderstanding?

Servants of Morgoth.

Plenty of oligarchs, plenty of windows.

I have been boycotting american products since they voted a pedo in office.

Complain, then take it hard.

Then he should learn to apologize to us or shut the fuck up in the future.

courts romance by snapping its wrists together

For a second, I could only picture a bird version of West Side Story.

And now, show me Epstein files.

I’m honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

Simpsons… I mean, Trump did it.

What’s next cigarettes for kids?

To build up their lung callus, for when they’ll get work in the coal mines.

“Hey, buy this stock so I can sell it and leave you holding the bag.”

A prominent Israeli legal organization alleges the Canadian Museum for Human Rights is promoting a politically one-sided narrative.

So we should consider adding Nakba exhibits to Holocaust museums to avoid a one-sided narrative?

If you wear smart glasses in front of me, you might as well have a fly on your face and hand me a flyswatter of solid steel.

What about misreading something, and afterwards claim the Bible is wrong?