No, our paths will never cross. You can wear on whomever you want without ever getting to offend me. Everyone else could smell you coming if they wanted to avoid you anyhow you stinky fool.

It’s not my fault it’s gross. You ever smelled somebody’s cologne and thought ‘wow, real class’? I always think ‘wow, the trashy hubris’. You do you though.

I’m a 3-in-1 man myself…

Cologne is gross. Who wants to smell someone who thinks chemicals are an improvement. Bougie garbage…

Crush the patriarchy and bring about equity and equality. And jacking the hog…

Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!

And my sagging balls.

Everyone is a criminal

Is that the site we all left cuz it’s a turd? Yeah? Don’t care. It’s called principle.

My Toyota with 300k+ miles has cost me $285 in repairs minus maintenance costs. I’ll likely get at least another 100k. Just placing these goalposts here…

Out here on the high seas we have no gods and no masters.

Fuck this fascist! We need to eat them ASAP. Or just bury the useless flesh. Either way, they shouldn’t come back from this…

Them breathing all my air.

What time is polite on the ‘weekend’?

I can barely see the ads whilst sailing the high seas. IP is the fakest of P.

It was more fun watching this loser lose before I realized it’s all they really do.

Do PG&E

I wonder how they vote?

Spicoli and Mr Hand would like a word…

I love you! Thank you for doing that for us!