Sounds like the bubble is about to pop.

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Religious targets? You get bonus points if you start a holy war.

If you glue an iPod nano on a pair of old sunglasses, you could technically call them privacy respecting smart glasses. Obvious, that’s not what they’re actually going to do though.

It depends. Many people have something odd going on here and there, but most of it doesn’t really require medical intervention. Some of those things actually go away sooner or later anyway, so an intervention can do more harm than good. Chances are, it’s just going to freak you out for nothing, and cost you money.

The thing is, you never know. There’s always a chance that something truly horrifying is brewing inside you, and ignoring it is going to cost you your life, or worse. What if you’re one of the lucky few who need to get something fixed before it becomes a serious issue? Who knows.

The way I see it, the expected value of this equation is pretty harmless. If you feel completely normal, it’s probably nothing.

The more you look, the more you’ll find. Those pictures may give you answers you didn’t want to hear.

LOL. What a classic move. The fastest way to world peace is to invade every nation and murder everyone.

It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.

Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.

Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.

Sounds like a great plan. I’ll get my popcorn. 🍿

Pro tip: Go where the work is.

If it’s in the middle of nowhere, the company has to take whatever its given. This means that there’s hardly any competition, and even a recent graduate can get a decent job. As long as your degree is at least a little bit relevant, you’ll get the job easily. The locals who also applied are just drunken idiots who barely know how to read.

Unhappy people didn’t answer the poll, and you already know why.

1. It induces rage in many people
2. That was clearly intentional

See also: trolling, clickbait

LOL. A shark voting for the ship to sink faster so that there’s more fresh meat in the sea. Professional gamer move.

Depends on how urgent it is. To some extent, it’s entirely normal, since eating tends to have that effect.

Ask anyone with babies what happens after every breakfast.

Translating the UI is annoying, but trying to translate the function names is just pure agony.

As long as you’re doing simple little things, it’s fine. Try to do serious stuff with it, and you’ll end up fighting against the program at every turn. Professional grade software aims to make your life easier, not harder.

Speaking of programming, I’ve noticed that all the commonly used symbols are easily accessible in a US layout. In many other layouts, some common symbols are really inconvenient to use.

Just finished setting up a Debian computer with a really strange mix of localisation settings. Keyboard layout and number formats are local, but the UI is in English.

If you’re a small strawberry farmer in rural France, it’s fine. If you’re doing something even a bit more serious like making technical or scientific calculations, you’re using a wrong tool. Excel wasn’t designed for that even though pretty much everyone is constantly pushing those limits.

When you see someone using it in another language, you can immediately tell that they aren’t doing anything serious.