I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

Fascism? In my Europe? It’s more likely than you think!

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

Watch out, I hear that if you open those it’s pretty much impossible to close them

That was quite fun XD

Can we maybe stop making these? XD

Joke’s on you, I make my memes in GIMP and put the mematic watermark in myself!

My wife and I like to call him “the oompa loompa of crime”

“Crimes oompa loompa” for short

What? They aren’t corrupt, they unanimously agreed they weren’t /s

Firefox also has it