I could see Weird Al answering the Witch of the North this question and being undeniably good. But why stop there? Great Weird!

The Great and Powerful Weird Al

And if he passed away, we would have Queen Kamala finish the job.

Hey say that with more respect, okay?

That’s His Majesty, King Dark Brandon to you!

King Joe (crowned by his new subject, John Roberts) acts officially by not negotiating with terrorists.

She could accomplish more than you think if she has some help from King Joe.

“Sorry, Mrs. Thomas, but your trip on the billionaire’s super yacht has been cancelled and you and your husband are coming with us–by official act and order of King Joe.”

AOC should team up with King Joe to make it happen.

This is how the power could be used for good and to restore our democracy. King Joe needs to do this and then give up the power that Chief Justice Roberts and his corrupt cohorts gave him. He needs to move swiftly or even HYPER EXPEDITIOUSLY.

Accountability for these biased, compromised, and corrupt Justices needs to happen now. Special Ops need to deploy and execute ASAP.

Make it nice and official though!

Biden can be the first President since Washington to give back the power to We the People. He needs some official acts that return the power back to We the People. If they’re considered crimes by the right wing fascists, don’t worry. It would take too long to investigate, prosecute, and hold him accountable. His old age is also a super power!

It’s absolutely sickening. The fact they took up the case to begin with was sickening. We need Biden to take hold of this decision and make some official acts that can restore democracy. Biden can be the first president since Washington to do what Washington did, heal our nation and then surrender power back to We the People. Dead King Geoge III is laughing at us and the blood of the American Revolution groans in disgust at these Injustices!

Biden for King 2024! Vote blue! Brought to you by conservative Chief Justice Roberts.

Be sure that everyone knows it’s official and then sleep easy.

The Orange Grift Orthodox Church

People need to adopt more appropriate ways of abbreviating her name. Say something like Moscow Marge.

They need a new Chairman. The weak sorry from Conde in a memo is not sufficient. For the head of a proper news organization, you need someone who has more respect for freedom of the press and doesn’t sacrifice principles for greed and grift.

“You don’t vote for King!”

She’s right and Biden should go to Congress. Unfortunately, Mike Johnson and the Fascist Bootlickers will make a stink about it. Still, she’s right and the President should always follow the Constitution.