Ok I’m interested

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza…

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet

If the nads are inaccessible, a punch in the tits works almost as well

Always have been

Socrates:

“If men learn this [writing], it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only the semblance of wisdom.”

I had to look that up rather than being able to quote it directly, which kind of makes his point for him, but I take it as a reminder that new ideas/ technologies will always face resistance, even from the noisy intelligent of us

That said: fuck AI

Fuck off mum

Environmentally friendly

A poll of Poles?

Brexit I guess. I haven’t lived in the UK for 30 years so I try and get over it, but…

Flying

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

Hoplite - hex dungeon puzzle Spelltower - word puzzle X-COM (on a bigger screen)

I skipped a word in that title and read

Stop using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told

Which i prefer, honestly