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I learned Ubuntu in uni decades ago, and I didn’t know those commands exist.

He will just use it as toilet paper which he desperately need

I was in the military XX years ago, camera phones were becoming a thing. We were allowed to bring it into camp, just not allowed to take photos. That was before Android time, I was on a dump Samsung flip phone with a 0.x MP camera. 😅

Alternative scenario:

Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him

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And a warning of a peeled banana.