Sounds like Kvatch to me.

• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_of_the_Long_Now
• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Savage
• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Cat_Day
• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chagossians
• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commander_Keen_in_Goodbye,_Galaxy

My Walmart has a little button to summon an employee. The last time (as in, both the most recent time and the final time) I went there at night to try getting diaper rash cream for my baby I pressed the button, and waited.

And waited.

Pressed the button again.

And waited.

Sunk cost fallacy. I’ve already waited so long, what if as soon as I walk away to find an employee somebody shows up?

After 10 minutes I went to find an employee stocking the shelves and told them what I needed. Their answer was “yeah, we saw you buzzed but we don’t know who has the key. If we find out we’ll have them open it for you.”

So I left .

I hate Walmart so much.

Minecraft was already awesome when I purchased it in 2011, I didn’t have to get promised vague future features.