Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

I don’t mind having ads in my face every day and being tracked constantly if it means I can play games with my friends for an hour a week.

• Everybody, everytime someone mentions switching to Linux

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

This is totally going to be a Black Mirror episode.

Or being to to google the problem with the only result being the question you just asked.

Not open source, and I believe an account is required.

But they could be paying the most money even more.

This might be cheaper than you know… Products designed for such activities.