At the other end of the spectrum, discover locked me out of my account because I entered the password wrong three times.

To answer your question, I think so much work is done online that mail is largely informative and not part of the decision making process.

Not until a bank loses lots of money over something will they change, that’s why they’re hiring cobol devs!

Congratulations euro news, you caught Trump. Now impeachment proceedings will totally begin.

Anecdotal point, my daughter also does both.

Smoking weed in the park and dropping the N bomb constantly.

The “less report”. Blamo.

Get a burner phone and download all apps and data once you’re through customs. Then destroy the phone before leaving.

I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.

No, almost drown when I was a kid and have massive panic attacks getting into the water. In the last few years I’ve been able to get chest deep without hyperventilating but can’t really seem to float out anything like that without letting go of the side.

That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

This. Always use your own domain.

When you have a funeral at 3 but gotta be at a kid’s birthday party at 4.

Network solutions as always will learn nothing and do nothing differently.

Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!