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They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
Glaad to hear it.
For instructional purposes only:
I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.
Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.
This makes sense if the plan is to destroy the US before another country can become a credible threat and find a way to get the job done. It’s petty and childish but then again, so are the people (term used loosely) involved.
Good idea, better results if he’d been talking about a bowling team though. Bobsled could be interesting too.
Gotta find some way to hide all the priests that the churches couldn’t protect when they got caught preying.
Probably just something about a fig tree anyway.
Sounds like A Nice Morning Drive. As noted in the archived page above, that story inspired the song Red Barchetta by the band Rush.
Want to have a gasoline fight?
Good thing they had all that Xanax to help with the anxiety caused by the treason and shitty decision-making, otherwise they’d have to deal with it like the rest of us.
Then I’m paranoid. Guess that’s what living through recent history does to observations of the present.
Imagine that being the interpretation of words that didn’t say that thing. I think this attempt to push people toward an uncommitted vote is a tactic to split the left and generate infighting that can be exploited for the benefit of China, Russia, Iran and North Korea (and, to a lesser but still significant extent, the Republican party here in the USA). Manipulation of partial information to feed a narrative is not truth.
No, I think they become more dangerous when we play into their hands and give them scraps of incomplete data to reinforce their narrative.
Right, because things that happen now won’t have consequences later. Surely a primary result where “uncommitted” or other non-Biden choice gains traction wouldn’t be used by the GOP to trash the only viable Democrat running for president.
It is, this is ridiculous GOP headline-grabbing outrage bait but we live in stupid universe so I can’t say with absolute certainty that it won’t happen.
He also announced a ceasefire by this weekend…
It’s Friday afternoon, and I have no idea why anyone believes Biden off his words after his first term.
Q Can you give us a sense of when you think that ceasefire will start, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Well, I hope by the beginning of the weekend — I mean the end of the weekend.
At least, my —
Q Say again.
THE PRESIDENT: My National Security Advisor tells me that we’re close. We’re close. It’s not done yet. And my hope is by next Monday, we’ll have a ceasefire.
Source: Remarks by President Biden in Press Gaggle | New York, NY (February 26, 2024, 5:32 P.M. EST)
Q Do you expect a ceasefire by Monday, sir? Do you still expect a ceasefire is possible by Monday, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Hope springs eternal.
Q And what is —
THE PRESIDENT: I was on the telephone with the people in the region. I’m still — probably not by Monday, but I’m hopeful.
Source: Remarks by President Biden Before Marine One Departure (February 29, 2024, 10:16 A.M. EST)
I would not interpret hopes for a ceasefire as the announcement of one.
It’d be more effective if they had a trace of moral fiber.