A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Sink them all. They know what they’re doing, we know what they’re doing, quit playing games.

Cope cord.

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don’t want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

Probably start eating brains. Too close to a major population center to think I’d get out and away without being bitten at least once or twice.

Hey OP, what do these entries mean to you?

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webflow

Oh, so this is why it’s called the Fediverse.

Shit happens. Don’t go out and support Putin’s war if you want your parts to stay attached.

Is it a day where they celebrate having switched to the winning side 80 years ago?

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.

My main goal is to blow up.

No.

Unfortunately.

Duck!
That was close, @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de’s post almost landed on you.

“Conmunity” =/= “Community”.

Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.