An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertsEnglish
24·15 天前Perfect timing, I’ll have to print out a copy of this article for the court as part of my defense in an upcoming case where it’s relevant.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I want to leave some confusing stuff at a friend's house.
9·16 天前Sneak in at night and give him a hair transplant.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•After Traffic Stop for Phone in Right Hand, She Called Out the ProblemEnglish
60·18 天前Couldn’t think of what else to say, guy was obviously stumped.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•After Traffic Stop for Phone in Right Hand, She Called Out the ProblemEnglish
48·18 天前Good thing they didn’t go to court, she’d probably get tossed into jail for contempt once they try to swear her in.
100% passport rate but nobody ever wants to leave Best Korea (according to a DPRK spokesperson).
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How can I remove AI Image descriptions from Voyager client?
2·24 天前What does the sidebar for this community say in your app?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Radio station issues apology after accidentally announcing King Charles' deathEnglish
2·26 天前It’d be a funny reason to kick off the rest of WWIII if the radio execs decided to fix their inaccurate broadcast another way and frame the Russians.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•California double homicide may be linked to Tom Selleck imposterEnglish
4·26 天前Maybe Selleck did it to pin it on the fraudster as an extra punishment for impersonation.
With great shame and immediate regret.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Twin brothers wipe 96 gov't databases minutes after being firedEnglish
191·1 个月前It’s like leaving your car door unlocked in a bad neighborhood so your window doesn’t get smashed for the $.36 in the center console. Attacker might take the prize and go without showing that everything around it is just as poorly-built.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida surgeon ‘devastated’ over death of patient after removing liver instead of spleenEnglish
17·1 个月前Not the
OnionSpleen.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Matt Damon, Ben Affleck sued by Miami police for depicting them as ‘dirty’ in The RipEnglish
22·1 个月前Soon: Miami police sued by Miami police for depicting them as ‘thin-skinned crybabies’ in reality.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Extortion Using Smart Glasses Is a Thing NowEnglish
41·1 个月前Is it not embarrassing enough just to get caught talking to a guy with smart glasses? That part aside, maybe she said or did something that, if described, would make the video easier to find. No reason to feed the troll if he puts it back up.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mississippi house to hold redistricting session at site of Jim Crow era capitolEnglish
4·1 个月前The South will
RiseBurn Again!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How does the modlog work across different instances and fedi software?
11·1 个月前A person makes a post that violates a rule, the post gets reported, and then a mod removes it. Using a rule from this community as an example:
- This is not a support community.
It is not a place for ‘how do I?’, type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself…
The rest of the demonstration will probably happen later.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Jenna Ellis Says Religious Freedom Only Applies To ChristiansEnglish
18·1 个月前Maybe she’d quietly discover that there are acceptable reasons for someone to have an abortion (in a very her-shaped limited circumstances kind of way) instead.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What old thing surprisingly still exists?
5·1 个月前They still have some uses (Invidious: mirror selection or Nadeko).
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long can someone last with the Death Note in real life?
2·1 个月前How long is a piece of string?

Cunts*