Not yet, the S&P backed off their fast-track and it won’t be able to go into their index funds for 90 days. But Tesla is already in there, so 🤷

Good point. Same basis, different ignorant focus.

I can’t believe you forgot woke trans people

I usually just mutter “fuckin’ piece of shit” but sometimes I yell that.

Find one that plays “La Cucaracha”!

an incident that allegedly took place on May 14, 2023, at an Outback location in Sterling — a D.C. suburb

Knowing that area, yep, Sterling checks out. So would Manassass or South Riding.

A golden age for laser tag arenas

The fact that they have to charge $60 to not have all that crap in there should tell you everything about why they have that crap in there. Taking it out kills their revenue stream from their “free” fully-featured version.

“Come inside, we have important business to discuss. Right this way, past the cage fighting ring and bulldozed half of the house.”

Me in my dreams hnnnnnnnng

Candy crush is already a thing

I’ve never actually had one - always been told it is more effort than it’s worth.

Beef Wellington isn’t even English, it started as a French dish and was refined and popularized in the US. And yes it’s way too much work to cook.

I have a Garmin Vivoactive 6, and I use it for the following:

• sleep quality tracking. It judges me in the morning.
• steps and calories burned so that I can justify eating or drinking something shitty.
• whether or not to pull out my phone and respond to a text message
• how far from the green I am

That’s… about it. Would love other ideas.

It’s already working

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His shitty ai company (xAI) bought Twitter in a huge bullshit valuation, then SpaceX bought xAI in a huge bullshit valuation. Both companies have only ever lost gobs of money under his control. And now that SpaceX has filed to IPO, we’ve seen that not even SpaceX was ever profitable, even before being saddled with two loser, completely-unrelated companies.

Mark my words, this Frankenstein SpaceX will IPO and be propped up by instant inclusion in the S&P 500, then get bought by Tesla (his only profitable company, for now) and that will be called the “biggest merger in history”. This will trigger Musk’s trillion-dollar pay package, which dilutes Tesla stock and gives him majority control, leaving investors holding stock that is now worth much less. So, he’ll end up with this big mess of a company called Tesla and have fleeced every person with a 401(k), IRA, or pension to the tune of a trillion dollars. This will all happen within a year, sooner if possible to avoid scrutiny from a possibly Blue congress.

It’s worth less than half of zero. They don’t make money. They can’t make money, since they decided to gobble up Musk’s other money-losing companies. Why the hell is it still called Space X when their primary concern is LLMs and rage bait?

That it is.

GM was for a while, but good point. The US won’t own the AI companies, but the people will have the privilege of giving them gobs of money and having nothing to show for it, other than another billionaire getting away with unlimited fraud. I remember ‘08 very well, thanks for the reminder.

Don’t worry, we will all own these companies anyway when the government has to bail them out during Financial Crisis 2: Artificial Computer-do