I can’t stop laughing at this comment. I think that’s what we all did!

Why in the hell would they make something people want?

Personally, I’m saving up for the “Apple Stick and Bindle”, the nouveau-hobo accessory of the season.

My company’s online product uses passkeys (I implemented it) more as a convenience method for login. 2FA is the base standard, and authenticated users can create a passkey for each device they want to use. Subsequent logins can then use the passkey or 2FA. Rather than having to dig out my phone, open the authenticator app, and put in the digits, I can simply use the fingerprint reader and I’m right in.

That or the human who made this is a quad

It’s one of their best features. No ads being the best, since that also means you get real results and no “sponsored” bullshit. They also have ai slop filters.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day, even better than Dick Cheney dying.

The modern “conservative”. So self-centered that they only give a shit about something when it affects them. They wear this lack of empathy as a badge of honor.

I’m getting pretty convinced that as people get older, they get more selfish. The evidence is all anecdotal for me, but perhaps the mentality of “I don’t have much time left, better get mine” creeps in for those who aren’t satisfied with what they have. (Which, of course, is doubly so for those who were already selfish)

But yeah that propaganda “news” is a powerful bitch.

I’m very anti-authoritarian, but man I wish we had uniforms in school where I grew up. At the time I would have hated it, but in hindsight it would have saved me a lot of bullying. Equality != authoritarian in this case.

I’d dive bomb him for those sweet flaky layers.

No, you don’t understand. Lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume!

I was about to say… I have a laptop that can go anywhere in the house, including the kitchen. It’s not tethered to any one location and can do all the things that fridge screen can do, and much more. Laptops also have ad blockers freely available.

That was peak football. I have never bought a football game since. Such a shame

Why. Why would anyone buy a fridge with a screen. We have lots of screens. A fridge does not need a screen. It is a fridge.

This whole point of pickling is to preserve the food and protect it against mold and bacteria. Ain’t nothing surviving in there, pickles are safe to eat.

Yeah.

My M2 MacBook Air has amazing battery life, I’m constantly impressed by it.

Well please, do tell!

Are you talking about the Netherlands? That one’s in the short list.