You would be surprised at how much “common sense” has been disproved by science.

Sounds “woke”.

“and dangerous”.

If you’re locked in a room with a monkey with a machete - you may be smarter than the monkey, but you’re not ignoring it.

He’s too stupid and dangerous to be given that benefit of the doubt.

It sounds like they’re mixing “chemtrails” and “cloud seeding”. And they don’t understand either…

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A dishwashing machine takes easily twice as long as you to wash dishes.

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It has “while Rome burned” vibes.

Nephrologists discovered he’d suffered from severe lead poisoning due to his thermos mug rusting.

🤔

Rust… Is not lead.

Like theft from employees “doesn’t count” or something?

Churches have a statue of a man being tortured to death on a cross prominently placed within them. So it’s kinda on brand.

When you accidentally self immolate while being a racist.

"He took great care, and used his best crayons. Mr. Putin even put one on his refrigerator. "

Omg this is the dumbest take. 😂

Both are used.

Technically the swastika is a religious symbol that was appropriated by the Nazis for hate. It’s still used today by Buddhism to represent the divine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

But no, i very much doubt that’s what they’re thinking about.

Wow - the satire article is not subtle. Guess that’s what happens in a “I barely even read the title” world.

https://dunning-kruger-times.com/doge-halts-2-6-million-annual-payment-to-obama-for-obamacare-royalties/

“Honestly, we thought it was a joke,” said DOGE Director Rufus Clapp, shaking his head. “But then we found the payments—direct deposits marked ‘Thanks for the branding, champ.’”

The rancher was tried and convicted

At least there is some justice. What an asshole.