You reap what you sow. Wompity fucking womp.

Is it the additional data you give them to enter the giveaway?

Basically. You’re telling TP-Link that you’re a business that’s interested in selling their products. In return, their Sales team now has your information and can pester you tell you all about the latest TP-Link products.

Additionally, they’re putting their products directly in the hands of customers who could become even bigger customers. If you, as a company, decide you like the product, then you’re probably going to buy more of said product.

Finally, TP-Link is being selective about who gets the freebie—they’re not just handing them out willy-nilly. From the fine print:

Offer valid only for SolutionX partners. One Insight S445 (2.8mm) camera per qualified SolutionX partner. Approval is required, and TP-Link reserves the right to verify applications

So there’s probably some sort of “legitimacy threshold” you have to clear in order to get the goodies.

Alternatively, check out Consent-O-Matic, which applies the most privacy-preserving features by default, and lets you choose more specific preferences. It’s also open-source.

Here are some lists: https://github.com/antifa-n/pihole

I initially read that headline as “Butt Health Features in Trouble.”

I’ve been watching Ze Frank for too long.

You’re right. See my edit.

Report it to the FTC.

Edit: I named the wrong F agency. It looks like the FCC might be a better option: https://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us/articles/115002234203-Unwanted-Calls-Texts-Phone

Experts also said that there’s no way the SCOTUS would give the president immunity for acts up to and including the assassination of a political opponent, but here we are.

So can Biden ✨officially✨ declare Trump an enemy combatant and have him taken out?

US of A checking in. Don’t forget about our right-wing!

Because they were super popular in the 80s, and that’s where all of his cultural touch points are based.

I would love for an interviewer to ask him to name, like, three of the Commandments.

Don’t forget the Saudis

Yeah, that’s a pretty piss-poor attempt from ChatGPT. It didn’t even include someone calling him “sir” or an abrupt shift to a Hannibal Lector reference.

All of that “cuck” talk was definitely projection

It’s good to see the free market actually working

Everyone here seems pretty negative on this news. Any particular reason?

I thought conservatives were against participation trophies

Because his brain is bad

Is the 80-character width of early terminals related to the 80-byte capacity of punch cards?